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  1. What did the valentine card say to the stamp?

  2. What did one pickle say to the other?

  3. What does an envelope say when you lick it?

  4. Why did the old lady tie skates on her chair?

  5. Where did the dentist go on his vacation?

  6. What is in the middle of Paris?

  7. How do you make an orange laugh? 

  8. What is the funniest bone in your body?

  9. What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?

  10. Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

 

 

Answers:

1. Stick with me and we'll go places!  2. You mean a great dill to me!  3. Nothing, it shuts up!  4. So she could Rock and Roll!  5. To the mouth of the Mississippi!  6. The letter R!  7. Tickle it's navel!  8. The Humerus! 9. Be my Valenstein!  10  Because you can really party hearty!
        

 
 
 
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