1. What do you call a short psychic who escaped from jail? 
    
2. Why do you put band-aids in the fridge? 
    
3. What do you get when you put a candle in a suit of armor? 
    
4. Which is faster, hot or cold?
                                           
5. Why is a calendar so popular?
                                                                          
6. What did one penny say to the other penny?
           
7. What did the teddy bear say after it ate?
                                             
8. Why did the girl go outside with her purse open?
                                              
9. What did E.T.'s mom say when he got home?
    
10. Which is braver- a stone or a stump?

Answers:

1.A small medium at large!  2.For cold cuts!  3.A knight light!   4.Hot, because you can catch a cold! 5.Because it has lots of dates!  6. We make perfect cents! 7. I'm stuffed!  8. To see if there was any change in the weather!  9. Where on earth have you been!  10. A stone, because it's a little boulder!