1. Where did the dentist go on vacation?
    
2. How do you make a orange laugh? 
    
3. What kind of shoes do mice wear?  
    
4. What do you get with a fly, a pet and a car?
    
5. Where do you find prehistoric cows?
    
6. Where do sick boats go?
    
7. What is a vampire's favorite food?
    
8. Why did the potato go to France?
    
9. What kind of underwear do clouds wear?
    
10. Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
     
11. Why did the skeleton cross the road?

Answers:

1. To the mouth of the Mississippi!  2. You tickle it's navel! 3. Squeakers! 4. A flying pet car! 5. In a mooseum! 6. To the doc! 7. Neck-tarines! 8. He wanted to be a French fry! 9. Thunder wear! 10. He felt like bacon! 11. It wanted to go to the body shop!