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  1. What do you call two birds in love? 

  2. What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? 

  3. What did the Valentine's day card say to the stamp?

  4. What did the painter say to her boyfriend? 
     
  5. What did the paper clip say to the magnet? 

  6. What happens when you fall in love with a French chef?

  7. What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

  8. What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel on Valentine's day?

  9. What did the calculator say to the pencil? 

  10. What did the drummer say to the drum set?

 

 

 

Answers:

1. Tweethearts! 2. I'm sweet on you!  3. Stick with me and you'll go places!  4. I love you with all my art!  5. I can't help but be attracted to you!  6. You get buttered up!  7.  A stamp!  8. I'm nuts about you!   9. You can count on me!  10. My heart beats for you!        

 
 
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