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  1. What has one horn and gives milk? 

  2. What is Uncle Sam's favorite snack? 

  3. What is red, white, blue and green?

  4. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? 
     
  5. What kind of food was at the Fourth of July picnic? 

  6. What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?

  7. What do you call a cow that won't give milk?

  8. Why should you never-ever tell a cow a secret?

  9. What do you call it when a cow tries to jump over a barbed-wire fence? 

  10. What's a cow's  favorite food? 

 

 

 

Answers:

1.  A milk truck! 2.  Fire crackers!  3.  A patriotic frog!  4.  At the bottom of the page!  5.  The hot dogs were bad but the brat was wurst!  6.  The American's licked the British!  7.   A milk dud!  8.  Because it will go in one ear and out the udder!   9.  Udder destruction!  10.  Bullogna!        

 
 
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