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 Joke Korner


  1. What do cows read first thing in the morning?    

  2. Why did the egg run away? 

  3. What do you call a cow with a nervous twitch?

  4. What goes up and never comes down?
      
  5. What do you take before every meal? 

  6. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

  7. Why are pianos so hard to open?

  8. What's the only school where you have to drop out to graduate? 

  9. What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck? 

  10. What belongs to you, other people use it a lot, but you hardly ever use it? 

 

 

 

Answers:

1.  The Daily Moos paper! 2. Because he was a little chicken!  3. Beef jerky!  4. Your age!  5. Your seat!  6.  A stick!  7.  Because the keys are inside!  8. Skydiving school!  9. Milk and quackers!  10. Your name!        

 
 
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