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 Joke Korner

  1. What does a turkey do when it flies upside down?  

  2. Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? 

  3. Why did the cabbage win the race?

  4. Why did the police arrest the turkey? 
  5. What do you call a horse that lives next door? 

  6. Why did the pig take a bath?

  7. Why do cows like being told jokes?

  8. What type of horses only go out at night? 

  9. Who takes care of the farmer when the farmer is sick? 

  10. What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?





1.  It gobbles up! 2.  He was outstanding in his field!  3.  Because it was ahead!  4.  They suspected it of foul play!  5.  A neigh-bor!  6.  The farmer said, "Hogwash"!  7.  Because they like being a-moo-sed!  8.  Nightmares!  9.  The farmacist (pharmacist)!  10. Laughing stock!        

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