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1. Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

2. Why couldn’t the mummy go to the Farmer’s Market?

3. Why do vampires need mouthwash?

4. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?

5. What does a skeleton order to eat at a steak house?

6. How do you mend a broken Jack-O-Lantern?

7. What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?

8. What kind of witch hangs out on the beach?

9. Why do chicken coups not have four doors?

10. What is Count Dracula’s favorite circus act?





1. Because it raises their spirits! 2. Because he was all wrapped up! 3. Because they have bat breath! 4. Lots of blood tests. 5. Extra spare ribs. 6. With a pumpkin patch. 7. Lazy bones! 8. A sand-witch. 9. Because then it would be a sedan. 10. He loves to go for the juggler!

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