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1 - How do you make a Swiss roll?
2 - Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?
3 - What did the snowman say to the customer?
4 - What do you call a slow skier?
5 - Where does a polar bear keep its money?
6 - What do you call a snowman in the desert?
7 - How does an Eskimo stick his house together?
8 - What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast?
9 - Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
10 - What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
11 - What do you call a bear with no teeth?
12 - Why didn’t the teddy bear want dessert?
13 - Why wouldn’t the rooster cross the road?
14 - What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

 

 

 

Answers:

1 - Push him down a mountain. 2 - They wear snowcaps. 3 - Have an ice day! 4 - A slopepoke! 5 - In a snow bank! 6 - A puddle! 7 - With igloo! 8 - Frosted Flakes! 9 - If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan. 10 - A receding hare-line. 11 - Gummy Bear! 12 - He was stuffed! 13 - Because he was chicken. 14 - Frostbite

 
 
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