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Udderly Funny

  1. Why did the cow cross the ocean
  2. How do you get a cow to keep quiet?
  3. What happens when you talk to a cow?
  4. Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
  5. What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
  6. Summer Funnies

  7. What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?
  8. Why do golfers carry extra socks?
  9. Why did the dog stay in the shade?
  10. What do sheep do on sunny days?
  11. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?





1. To get to the udder tide. 2. Press the mooooote button. 3. It goes in one ear and out the udder. 4. Because the cow has the udder. 5. A shadow. 6. Swimming trunks! 7. In case they get a hole in one. 8. Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog. 9. Have a baa-baa-cue. 10. Because they’re shellfish.

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