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1. What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast?

2. Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

3. What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

4. What do you call an Eskimo cow?

5. What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

6. Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?

7. Why wasn’t the turkey hungry at Christmas dinner?

8. What do elves learn in school?

9. How do snowmen get around?

10. What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?

 

 

 

Answers:

1. Frosted Flakes cereal. 2. They are always dropping their needles! 3. Ice Cream. 4. An Eskimoo! 5. This one will sleigh you! 6. Because they wear snow caps! 7. Because it was already stuffed! 8. The Elf-abet. 9. They ride on icicles. 10. Chill Out!

 
 
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