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Udderly Funny

  1. What do you get if you sit under a cow?
  2. What did the cow say to the comedian?
  3. What is as big as a cow, but weighs nothing?
  4. Why was it hard to brush the heifer's hair?
  5. What did one dairy cow say to the other?
  6. St. Patrick's Day Jokes

  7. What do you call a fake diamond on St. Patrick's Day?
  8. What is a leprechaun's favorite cereal?
  9. Where can you always find gold on St. Patrick's Day?
  10. Why should you never iron a four-leaf clover?
  11. What kind of bow can't be tied?

 

 

 

Answers:

1. A pat on the head! 2. I'm not amooosed. 3. His shadow! 4. She had a cow lick. 5. Got Milk? 6. A sham rock! 7. Lucky Charms. 8. In the dictionary. 9. It's not good to press your luck. 10. A rainbow.

 
 
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